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[PluMGMK]

All I can say is, you should've been here last Record Day.

 

[Jewish Candy]

Stop giving me new things to read through! XD

 

[Reese Riverson]

Well, this forum does have a lot of history to go through.

 

[Robo-Army Hoard]

Just who is the lady posting under Shrooblord's handle?!

damnit, Candy! Your flawless reasoning has caught me out once again! Now what else can I do but release Shrooblord from the confines of my glorious Treasury?

Why did I do this, do you ask? After that numbskull took all my wealth, he was the only possession I could still lay my claim on. And so I did! I posed as him, while he lay in my endless hallways clamouring to get out! And I made him think you two were having a joke together - his one joy in captivity - a joke with a friend, so I changed his gender on his behalf when you did. Haha, the fool! But it was my good friend Harpic's doing all along. What a devious plot (no plotholes whatsoever this isn't a retcon to mask a misunderstanding that led to a funny situation what are you talking about)!

I've had my way with his account. I'll transfer it back now. And be poor... and broke... forever.

YES! Pity me! The Glorious Hoard... is but a lonely penny where he was once a vast collection of dubloons.

But don't you think this is the end! You haven't heard the last of meeeEEEEEEEEEEe

 

[Jewish Candy]

Devious indeed, Hoard! I should have known this was all one of your nefarious schemes and not merely some improvised platonic roleplay!

But I pity you. 'Tis a hard lot, that of an alt; always an accessory to its main, never the subject of its own adventures. Why, you are good for nothing more than storing tings, a useless currency of no real value - and now, not even that. A pity. Had you thought to respect the natural order, you might still be full and overflowing with wealth... pray that Shrooblord has mercy on your non-Euclidean soul.

 

[Reese Riverson]

Shrooblord lives! Muahahahaha!

Though I didn't expect that kind of post still. Haha

 

[Shrooblord]

Can I just say

You guys are amazing.

thanks x'D

 

[Reese Riverson]

You are so very welcome. Now, where be all the other Shroos?

 

[Shrooblord]

The Hoard locked them up some place I do not know. I only wish they find their way back to me before that dreadful Darkship finds them!

_{I miss my family. Sing of darkness and universal domination and destruction of all things not Shroob, my young ones. Darkness and universal domination. :c}

 

[Reese Riverson]

Well, maybe I can help you out there, just tell me where Hoard is and I shall wack 'em with my mighty powers of moderation!

 

[Shrooblord]

_{If you hurt the Hoard, you'll hurt my younglings.}

 

[Reese Riverson]

Not if I am ultra careful, right?

 

[Shrooblord]

Precision excision... excavation... excommunication? You know what I mean. Help them escape!

 

[Μaster]

Indeed, be free Shrooblord.

 

[Master]

And you...you enjoy your last moments of freedom. History will be made...yess.

 

[Jewish Candy]

Begun, the Alt War has.

 

[Bradandez]

Ah, so TellTale games are hiring.

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hire.jobvite.com

 

[Jewish Candy]

Something you're looking to apply for, Brad? Criminey.

 

[Bradandez]

Haven't put much thought into it, but now I'm intrigued. I'll think about.

 

[Μaster]

Don't overload your brain, for the Daleks will exterminate.