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[Fifo]

What do they say about you?

Why’d you care?

Maybe they're saying good things about you.

Nope – I’ve heard some of it and it’s not true.

Just a hypothetical question, Fifo.

Suppose someone was talking about you behind your back, planning something nice for you. Would you still be pissed off by the fact they are still talking about you behind your back, or would you never get pissed off because you are completely unaware?

To be honest I don’t know.

Then a bonus question for you, if Hunchman were female, what kind of world would we be living in?

Lol I can’t imagine Humch being a woman!

 

[Hunchman801]

]Lol I can’t imagine Humch being a woman!

Well I'm glad I'm not, but I'm sure if I'd actually been born a woman it would be the other way around.

 

[Ray502]

Then a bonus question for you, if Hunchman were female, what kind of world would we be living in?

We might have to ask you the same question.

 

[Reese Riverson]

]Lol I can’t imagine Humch being a woman!

Well I'm glad I'm not, but I'm sure if I'd actually been born a woman it would be the other way around.

Probably so.

I'm sure I would be a really hot female.

Well we could always stuff you into the freezer then.

 

[incognito]

Then a bonus question for you, if Hunchman were female, what kind of world would we be living in?

I'm sure I would be a really hot female.

I'd certainly ask Humch to wash my dishes.

 

[Reese Riverson]

I think it'd be Hunch making you wash your own dishes.

 

[incognito]

Of course, men who says that women's place is in a kitchen doesn't know what they do in a bed right ?

 

[Reese Riverson]

What the heck does this have to do with dishes and Hunchman?

 

[incognito]

Am I really the only one to see the link here ?
I was just posting the big macho clichés, and while I'm thinking about it, it ain't the first time we talk about the possibility of Humch being a female.
I have already made far more worse jokes on the topic.

 

[Hunchman801]

I think it'd be Hunch making you wash your own dishes.

You beat me to it.

 

[Reese Riverson]

I think it'd be Hunch making you wash your own dishes.

You beat me to it.

I'm glad to be of service to you, Hunchman.

We'll show Incognito who's boss, he'll have to take care of all the dirty dishes in every kitchen belonging to every member we have.

 

[incognito]

Yeah, afer making y'all discover what a broken porcelain plate tastes like.

 

[Reese Riverson]

Sounds like something you would do on purpose, rather than accidental. I can picture you making a weapon that'll shoot dishes at people.

 

[incognito]

I did as a kid.

 

[Reese Riverson]

I'm not surprised, honestly.

Though what's next, a weapon to shoot off appliances?

 

[incognito]

My strength when angry is enough to lift a fridge or a couch so I won't actually need that.
Although I avoid to do it when wearing my bodysuit since it is skintight, it might actually rip some shreds of it.

 

[Reese Riverson]

Nah, Hunchman has more muscle than you do.

 

[Hunchman801]

Sounds like something you would do on purpose, rather than accidental. I can picture you making a weapon that'll shoot dishes at people.

Well, at least you don't need to wash the dishes anymore once they're broken.

 

[incognito]

Nah, Hunchman has more muscle than you do.

He wouldn't if he was a woman.

 

[PluMGMK]

How can you possibly know that?

On a tangentially related note, I am currently hearing on the radio a segment about the "multiverse". This is funny since I nearly closed the car door on my head earlier this evening, and thought "oh I felt that crushing my head in another universe… even though I don't actually believe in the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics!" But then here it is.
They're saying the "cold spot" in space could have been caused by a "collision" with another universe. Still sounds like hooey to me. Also the guy can't pronounce Schrödinger's name

EDIT: And congrats Hood on reaching 36k messages! And congrats to me for posting the 37kth reply in this topic.