You see, long time ago, the citizens of the Glade did some universe travel shit in space, ending up in Earth and meeting the humans, who were gigantic. The humans showed them the big ol' almighty plum, and the Glade creatures wanted to plant them all over their world. Then they did universe travel shit again and they lived happily ever after. And this totally happened, the humans just forgot to make any notes for today's historians, but the stuff in Ubisoft's video game franchise is oddly similar. They know...