Rayman 1

Which version is your favourite?

  • Jaguar

    Votes: 11 4.5%
  • PC

    Votes: 55 22.5%
  • PlayStation

    Votes: 143 58.6%
  • Saturn

    Votes: 15 6.1%
  • Game Boy Colour

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • Game Boy Advance

    Votes: 7 2.9%
  • DSi

    Votes: 9 3.7%

  • Total voters
    244
Son of Dark said:
I'm confused as to how you could be inspired by consuming a product that tastes like a movie in a Rayman way

So you've heard of it?

I'm inspired to make a recipe that tastes just like Rayman 1! I even have the prototype recipe written down, if anyone cares.
 
MisterDark'sFanClub said:
Son of Dark said:
I'm confused as to how you could be inspired by consuming a product that tastes like a movie in a Rayman way

So you've heard of it?

I'm inspired to make a recipe that tastes just like Rayman 1! I even have the prototype recipe written down, if anyone cares.
I'm interested to know what Rayman 1 tastes like. :)
Probably like LSD
 
Alright! Please keep in mind that not only is this a prototype-rough draft-thingamajig, but it is also completely inedible just like all of Cinema Sins's Movie Recipes.

I also say all the following as a still loyal fan of Rayman 1 forever! (I suppose this is all pure comic relief. Not hate.)

I chose Rayman 1 Spaghetti because the noodles represent the flimsy floppy yet fun to play with story line of the game.

Along with boiling the noodles, add in bowtie pasta, because the small twists in them represents the casual, miniscule plot twist after Picture City that thinks its more important than it really is.

Next you find sauce. But not just any sauce; the most pretentious, mocking, irritating sauce you can find, to represent the irritating difficulty of the game. (For me, it has to be extremely spicy.)

Reach into your fridge and get six random items, to represent the enjoyable demented randomness oug the game. Pick the most colorful items from the bunch to represent ALL THE COLORS of the game and add them to the spaghetti in order of placement in rhe color wheel. (For me, it was ketchup, apple juice, and grape jelly.)

(This part is opinionated. Beware.) Buy 2 sets of store bought meatballs, one is the oldest brand you can find, the other is the newest brand you can find. Dress up the older brand as much as you can, while taking a meat pounder and beating the crap out of the newer ones. Representing how beat senseless the newer Rayman games and how much we should cherish the older ones.

Add ingredients in. Continue preparing like normal spaghetti.
...Perhaps we didn't add enough colors. Drench spaghetti in every single food coloring you can think of.
...Perhaps we didnt add enough irritation. Stench in green habanero sauce.

Now garnish with a Mister Dark acton figure, as Mister Dark is the only ready ominous, overshadowing thing in Rayman 1, and enjoy.

LOL! If you have no clue what the heck I'm talking about, here's some links to Movie Recipes so you can get an idea. (I hope this is allowed.)


 
Remember to add lots of artificial sweetener to represent the digital sweetness of the game! And to cover the Mr Dark action figure with cheese because he's a very cheesy villain! XD
(Just kidding about the Mr Dark thing)
 
Son of Dark said:
But don't you think the ingredients chosen may not allow the dish to taste so good?

That's the point, lol. You're lucky I chose actual edible items, and not, say, artificial tears, tree leaves, or a smashed senseless dvd case.

That's why I provided the links, in case you don't understand what im talking about.
 
incognito said:
Yeah! 38 post! here are 50 tings!

You're just too kind! Now I'm a walking pencil; finally an inhabitant of the glorious Picture City! (Though I preferred the Rayman 1 Gong Heights drum/orb holders. But whatever.)
 
Well, to me it looks like a walking pencil, which reminds me of Picture City.

THEdragon, nice add ons to the recipe! Mister Dark is kinda admittedly cheesy. He barely even fights you directly, and what point was there in kidnapping Betilla? (A loose end my fanfiction plans to fix and explain!)

Other than that, he's cool.
 
I will like to make a announcement, has anyone ever completed Rayman 1 without dying or losing a health point?
 
My PS1 walkthrough of R1 is nearly damageless (I only had damages in Mr. Dark's battle), but it is deathless.
 
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