I feel like I should bring this post I made over here
RAYMAN HAS NO NECK, ALL FOOD GOES INTO A BLACK HOLE, RAYMAN CAN NEVER GAIN WEIGHT, RAYMAN 2 IS NO LONGER CANON TO THE SERIES IGNORE THAT SCENE WHERE RAYMAN DID(EDIT NEVER MIND THAT SCENE WASN’T CANON RAYMAN 2 IS ONCE AGAIN CANON)
GLOB PLUMBER AND EMMA ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE HER COLORS LOOK LIKE DAISY ALSO LOB PLUMBER ISN’T GLOBOX TRUST ME MY DAD WORKS FOR GAMEFREAK
RAYMAN’S PENIS IS INFACT A LEAF BUT IT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN RAYOMZ ALSO POGLOX HAS NO JUNK HE JUST WANTS TO FEEL SPECIAL
THE GOLDEN TEENSY HAS TROUBLE SLEEPING BECAUSE HE GLOWS
UGLETTE IS IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH GLOBOX DO NOT WORRY THEIR CHILDREN GREW UP THO IT’S BEEN 100 YEARS
LY IS MISSING AND IS ON A MILK CARTON
THERE ARE 420 ALES
RAYMAN WILL PROBABLY DIE A VIRGIN AND THEN BE REVIVED AND THEN WON’T DIE A VIRGIN
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