Rayman himself

[WPTheModder]

It's Rayman 4, obviously...

 

[Greengoop]

The cover art features Ly, so remind me to stay my distance from this game

 

[WPTheModder]

More fun for me, then!

 

[Greengoop]

Woah, fun? I didn’t realise you were like that!

 

[WPTheModder]

Hey! I'm not a creep. Ly's not even attractive!

 

[Greengoop]

Yeah, I don’t get why the Cat in The Hat masturbated to her

 

[WPTheModder]

Sorry, what?

 

[Greengoop]

Remember Elite Piranha’s MTI submission?

 

[The Jonster]

Oh hes talking about Elite’s entry huh…

 

[WPTheModder]

Remember Elite Piranha’s MTI submission?

I don't look at the MTI stuff. I'm a man of culture.

I, in fact, only look at SOTM.

 

[Greengoop]

I only look at rayman R34, beat that sucker!

 

[The Jonster]

Remember Elite Piranha’s MTI submission?

I don't look at the MTI stuff. I'm a man of culture.

I, in fact, only look at SOTM.

Has this man of culture finished all mainline Rayman games???

 

[WPTheModder]

I only look at rayman R34, beat that sucker!

I cannot beat that, considering I am pure of heart and don't look at naughty arts.

Has this man of culture finished all mainstream Rayman games???

Um.... no... not yet...

 

[The Jonster]

That’s ok, just keep trying your best and don’t give up like Greengoop did!

 

[WPTheModder]

That’s ok, just keep trying your best and don’t give up like Greengoop did!

I won't! But... don't expect me to ever finish R1.

 

[Greengoop]

Try beating Rayman SNES, Rayman 2 Prototype, Rayman 2000, Rayman Adventures (both), Rayman 4, Rayman Sex Simulator, Rayman Legends 2 and Rayman 5 and I’ll be impressed

 

[WPTheModder]

Rayman Sex Simulator

You, my friend, are a deviant.

 

[Greengoop]

I beat it first try, and I’m waiting for the interactive VR one to come out!

 

[The Jonster]

Nah he’s just making up random games to make up for the fact he doesn’t want to finish the first 3 games! Such a wimp! I would have been ok if he had cheated to finish R1!

 

[Greengoop]

Rayman Sex Simulator has a cheat that gives you 999 lives and an unbreakable condom, I think you’ll need it buddy good luck