Rayman himself

[Shrooblord]

A sextape w/Rayman?

Okay you definately asked for it.

 

[MLII]

Which was exactly what my post was trying to convey, guys.

Edit: SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;

 

[BarkingChaos]

Aw, did I put bad images in people's heads

 

[Smega]

*Wildlife host voice* We will now see the mating rituals of the elusive Rayman. Never before has such actions been caught on tape.

I wonder if they have a special equivalent for mating rituals; like "bubblizing" in place of death.

 

[Shrooblord]

SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;

Always here and watching, baby.

 

[Reese Riverson]

Alright people, what Rayman and Raymansgirl22 does in their own room STAYS in their room, no need to discuss it here.

 

[Adsolution]

Alright people, what Rayman and Raymansgirl22 does in their own room STAYS in their room, no need to discuss it here.

 

[Raymansgirl22]

Aw, did I put bad images in people's heads

I think you did put BAD images in their heads..haha I have my own thoughts that involve Rayman.

 

[Reese Riverson]

Apparently you dream about it all the time.

 

[Raymansgirl22]

Apparently you dream about it all the time.

You're absolutely right about that! You'll never know what happens behind closed doors.

Poor Rayman..

 

[Reese Riverson]

Will you ever let him be a hero, ever again?

 

[Adsolution]

Please, this is really making me want to post some Rule 34's. Don't provoke me.

 

[Rulez]

But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--

You know what? Never goddamn mind.

 

[THEdragon]

But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--

You know what? Never goddamn mind.

His species breeds through an ancient magic ritual in which the female rubs flower pollen in her eyes and the male takes that flower and shoves it up his nose.

 

[Rulez]

But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--

You know what? Never goddamn mind.

His species breeds through an ancient magic ritual in which the female rubs flower pollen in her eyes and the male takes that flower and shoves it up his nose.

 

[THEdragon]

That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD

 

[Rulez]

That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD

'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'

 

[THEdragon]

That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD

'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'

This is why the hippie couple are the only characters in Rayman 1 with offspring. Hippies are okay with getting personal with flowers like that.

 

[Rulez]

That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD

'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'

This is why the hippie couple are the only characters in Rayman 1 with offspring. Hippies are okay with getting personal with flowers like that.

Ah those silly hippies, the offspring of nature. Somehow.

 

[spiraldoor]

We should track down that crazy TheRealRayman guy who used to post here and see how Raymansgirl22 reacts.