Would You Rather... ?

Osama every month. I'll just hide out for the day.

Would you rather discover alien life or be the first settler on a new planet?
 
First settler to declare democracy and freedom on the new planet, America.

Would you rather be a worm or an ant?
 
An ant.

Would rather remove the best experience of your life from your mind or cut off a finger on your hand?
 
Cut of a finger (pinky), that's way easier and not worth much.

Would you rather kill off your favorite character and make it canon or kill the president?
 
I think this answer suffices.

Would you rather cancel your favourite show at its peak and never know how it was supposed to end or let it drag on until its good name has been tarnished by shittier and shittier seasons?

EDIT: Fixed my bbcode failure.
 
What the fuck? That link is such a fail, bro.

The former. I rather ponder what would happen next then let Gravity Falls decline in quality.

Would you rather eat out of a swampy ass or have to spend a day with Corey's horny dad?
 
I fixed the link Braddy! Dx

Who the fuck is Corey's horny dad? The other thing thanks.

Would you rather make all your art by hand or electronically?
 
Dude, everyone knows Corey's Horny dad. Also check your links next time, you fig.

By hand. The paper and my hand have a bond that a tablet cannot replicate.

Would you rather impress Corey's Horny Dad or tell him a funny joke (it's hard to make him laugh)?
 
Tell him a funny joke, whoever he may be.

Would you rather be heartbroken or be the heartbreaker?
 
Be heart broken, I wouldn't want to be the bringer of pain.

Would you rather help someone kill themselves or let them live miserably?
 
Let them live miserably. If I helped them kill themselves I would quickly convince myself that some alternative was possible and sink into depression.

Would you rather have Jean-Claude Trichet's or Mario Draghi's autograph?
 
Jean-Claude Trichet's autograph. His name sounds cooler. xD (I am aware of who he is as well lol)

Would you rather be killed by a family member or your best friend?
 
My best friend. I have trust issues, so it wouldn't be as much of a surprise! XD

Would you rather live in Gravity Falls or Crystal Cove?
 
Crystal cove

would you rather lick a mans stubble or a woman's artpit stubble

no idea why I've got stubble on the brain

maybe because I'm so DAMN manly
 
A woman's armpit stubble because I'm a manly man.

Would you rather touch Tom Hanks' dick or Paul Rudd's dick?
 
Paul Rudd and the spaghettis

Would you rather help us find Hunch or be miserable?
 
Slow but able to spell. Itz important

Would you rather pass the juice or gas the jews?
 
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