Your fears.

I'm scared of the new, short, fat, female, RE teacher :shock: In the hallway, she grabbed me around the waist for no reason! Scared the life outta me...
 
I have an irrational fear of my wife, but she's been acting funny ever since I got angry at her for placing a Britney Spears CD next to a Frank Zappa CD (shame on you if you don't know who he is).
 
Acarr said:
I'm scared of the new, short, fat, female, RE teacher :shock: In the hallway, she grabbed me around the waist for no reason! Scared the life outta me...
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Well she obviously finds you attractive. You should be flattered. :)
 
SamBeckett94 said:
I have an irrational fear of my wife, but she's been acting funny ever since I got angry for placing a Britney Spears CD next to a Frank Zappa CD (shame on you if you don't know who he is).
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Didn't he give his kids really stupid names?
 
His kids were Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. :shock: Imagine in roll call for some of those kids.
"Thomas Smith?"
"Present!"
"Robert Jackson?"
"Here."
"Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa?!!"
 
I feel a little bad about the CD situation, but Zappa must not be mixed with mainstream electronic R&B drivel.

But yes, I'd have really loved to be in his kids' classes at school. I'd just love to have a friend that I could call Moon Unit.
 
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