Your Pets

[The Jonster]

That’s a nice way to put it. The cat will come when I’m near its food thoughh

 

[Greengoop]

I don’t have a pet toucan if anyone was cruous.

 

[Rsandee]

I wonder what constitutes having a pet rock.

 

[Curionone]

A lovely cute dog. Maltipoo girl with a furious soul. Her name is Karam, Karam the destroyer. Obey...

Karam means my dark.

They say dogs are like their owners!

Soooo true

 

[The Jonster]

I wonder what constitutes having a pet rock.

Reminds me of Robyn from hells kitchen

 

[PluMGMK]

I wonder what constitutes having a pet rock.

Buying one to keep tigers away?

 

[The Jonster]

Rocks can do that?Really?

 

[PluMGMK]

Rocks can do that?Really?

No, they're just stupid rocks!


Yet I don't see any tigers around here, do you?

 

[The Jonster]

Rocks can do that?Really?

No, they're just stupid rocks!


Yet I don't see any tigers around here, do you?

Like Patrick's house???

 

[PluMGMK]

I think we're referencing two different things

 

[EdgyRabbid]

I have a gecko. His name is Mondo, his full name being mondo gecko. he's a fat fuck.

 

[Steo]

4 dogs, all of them are house dogs.

 

[EdgyRabbid]

are they loud like my dog?

 

[Pirez]

My parents dropped two additional cats.

So here is my parents' cat Gustave

And here is my sister's cat Salem.

I'll have them with me for a month.

 

[EdgyRabbid]

Awh! Two little cuties!

 

[PluMGMK]

Oh wow, they're both so unbelievably bushy!

I presume Salem can't actually talk?

 

[Pirez]

She lets here teeth do the talking.

And she bites a lot, that floofy bitch.

 

[EdgyRabbid]

Her too? Klonoa bites too! and her bites are HARD.

 

[Pirez]

The four cats have a complicated relationship towards petting :

- Choupette licks with the cheesegrater she has instead of a tongue because she has to be the mother and therefore give pets instead of receive them
- Ronstone gives headbutts, especially at three in the morning when she wants them
- Salem bites because she gets overexcited really quickly
- Gustave ignores and leaves your hanging for extra emotional damage.

This is why is still feel the need for a girlfriend.

 

[EdgyRabbid]

Original post date: September 3rd

For me, Klonoa is overtly affectionate. She'll meow at my door until I let her in.

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Here’s bluey, the blue heeler. She eats cheese, carrots and for some reason only listens to me.