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Yeah, but this skill in particular can prove to be very useful
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I completely forgot that ! Thank you much ! :mwahaha:
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Shame he missed
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anaphasiia wrote:Reiteration: why is it okay for a parent to hit their child for stealing the cookie jar, but it's bad for a boyfriend to hit his girlfriend for cheating on him?
It's because the second statement is false. Cheating girlfriends obviously deserve a good beating, and though I know a lot of men are afraid to contribute to their education in that way because of the unjustified risks they expose themselves to if they get sued, there fortunately is a good solution: you need to hit her repeatedly in the stomach, so that you don't leave marks that could be used against you in misandristic courts.

Though the threat of an even worse beating is usually enough to prevent them from telling anyone. :D
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#Rubber mark# wrote:
anaphasiia wrote:Reiteration: why is it okay for a parent to hit their child for stealing the cookie jar, but it's bad for a boyfriend to hit his girlfriend for cheating on him?
It's because the second statement is false. Cheating girlfriends obviously deserve a good beating, and though I know a lot of men are afraid to contribute to their education in that way because of the unjustified risks they expose themselves to if they get sued, there fortunately is a good solution: you need to hit her repeatedly in the stomach, so that you don't leave marks that could be used against you in misandristic courts.

Though the threat of an even worse beating is usually enough to prevent them from telling anyone. :D
This would also work if she's pregnant, so she doesn't try to get you to pay for child support. :D
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Acarr wrote:
#Rubber mark# wrote:
anaphasiia wrote:Reiteration: why is it okay for a parent to hit their child for stealing the cookie jar, but it's bad for a boyfriend to hit his girlfriend for cheating on him?
It's because the second statement is false. Cheating girlfriends obviously deserve a good beating, and though I know a lot of men are afraid to contribute to their education in that way because of the unjustified risks they expose themselves to if they get sued, there fortunately is a good solution: you need to hit her repeatedly in the stomach, so that you don't leave marks that could be used against you in misandristic courts.

Though the threat of an even worse beating is usually enough to prevent them from telling anyone. :D
This would also work if she's pregnant, so she doesn't try to get you to pay for child support. :D
Look here ! A car ! :D

*Laughs*
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let's just stop hitting people how does that sound?
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Acarr wrote:This would also work if she's pregnant, so she doesn't try to get you to pay for child support. :D
Alimony! Two birds with one stone. :D
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Regarding the dog incident, I don't find it shocking at all and I think it's probably much better than actually hitting it.

As for kids, I agree with anaphasiia's point that the punishment should not be the way for kids to learn, but unfortunately it's sometimes required. When a kid misbehaves, the first thing to do is not to hit them but to tell them off and explain why they shouldn't act they way they did. But just like everyone, almost all kids will do things that they're well aware are immoral or problematic which is why a good smack is often needed if they persist. It's the same reason we have jails, else why would be bother obeying the law?
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Hunchman801 wrote:If the dumb dog can't stop barking, why tape its mouth shut when you can make spring rolls out of it?
lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
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Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
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Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
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It's WOUCIST ! :waaahhh: Private rd joke.
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I'm not racist. But I gotta say, if those damn yellow chinks open their eyes a little wider, then maybe they'd be better drivers. I'm just sayin'.

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DandyGuy wrote:
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
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CHRdutch wrote:
DandyGuy wrote:
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
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i think it's amazing how quickly conversations can degrade here. :')
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That's Internet.
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DandyGuy wrote:
Hunchman801 wrote:
Bradandez wrote:lol, Ching Chong Ching Chong :chinois:
That's WACIST! :shock:
That's RAYCIST! :D
Damn those limbless types with their big noses
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More Final Fantasy 7, yay!
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