Jokes topic

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:13 pm

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:02 pm

"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

Post by **Steo** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:50 am

Ever hear about that guy who got in trouble for playing the guitar? Yeah, apparently those chords were barred.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:58 am

What's a female bag that's also food?

A baguette.

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:17 pm

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here"

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:02 pm

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:12 pm

I googled "How to start a wildfire."

I got 48,500 matches.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:16 pm

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:19 pm

Never date cross eyed people. They might be seeing somebody on the side.

Birds858 · Post by **Birds858** » Sun May 06, 2018 12:06 pm

Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.

Post by **Steo** » Sun May 06, 2018 12:10 pm

I think I'll play some Rayman 4 now. The game has a lot of plungers in it

Greeness · Post by **Greeness** » Sun May 06, 2018 12:39 pm

Birds858 wrote:Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sun May 06, 2018 1:28 pm

I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said “Wii”.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun May 06, 2018 1:47 pm

The PS4 had an accident. Then the ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sun May 06, 2018 1:49 pm

The machine at the coin suddenly stopped working, and without any explanation. It doesn’t make cents!!

Post by **Steo** » Sun May 06, 2018 1:56 pm

The xbox used to be a box.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sun May 06, 2018 1:57 pm

Why did the cam crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.

Post by **Steo** » Sun May 06, 2018 2:00 pm

Why did the nervous guy prefer to only take the stairs or elevator?

Because things escalated too quickly.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun May 06, 2018 2:01 pm

What console do pirates like most?

The Xbox because "X marks the spot!"

Post by **The Jonster** » Sun May 06, 2018 2:01 pm

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

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