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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
 
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
 
Ever hear about that guy who got in trouble for playing the guitar? Yeah, apparently those chords were barred.
 
:lol:
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here"
 
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!
 
I think I'll play some Rayman 4 now. The game has a lot of plungers in it :)
 
Birds858 said:
Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4. :wink:
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Rayman beating up a Rabbid.gif
 
The machine at the coin suddenly stopped working, and without any explanation. It doesn’t make cents!!
 
Why did the nervous guy prefer to only take the stairs or elevator?

Because things escalated too quickly.
 
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