So once there was a boy named daqavius, who went to a school in the beautiful, luscious wilderness of West Kent.
One day, he was very bored indeed he was in history class, so bored he could do anything. He thought that to himself many a times, before thinking “let’s put that to the test”
First, he grabbed his bright red scissors from his bland pencil case, and then, with a devious look on his face, pulled down his pants and trousers. Alas, he felt a free man with his pride and joy hanging out in the middle of hell on earth.
Next, what he did shook the history books of the school like the table and everyone’s heads did. He began to enclose the scissors onto his penis. He opened then, and with a swift clip, half of his meat was now lying on the table. Everyone clapped and cheered, whilst daquavius was ringing with pain. He regretted his decision so much.
TL;DR: Kid called Daqavius cut half his dick off in history class
Also there is the “rock hard” story, but that is for another day.
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