Rayman himself

Which was exactly what my post was trying to convey, guys. :P

Edit: SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;
 
BarkingChaos said:
*Wildlife host voice* We will now see the mating rituals of the elusive Rayman. Never before has such actions been caught on tape. :fou:
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I wonder if they have a special equivalent for mating rituals; like "bubblizing" in place of death.
 
MLII said:
SHROOB YOU NINJA ;^;
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Always here and watching, baby.
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Alright people, what Rayman and Raymansgirl22 does in their own room STAYS in their room, no need to discuss it here. :boon:







:lololol:
 
Rulez said:
But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--

You know what? Never goddamn mind.
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His species breeds through an ancient magic ritual in which the female rubs flower pollen in her eyes and the male takes that flower and shoves it up his nose.
 
THEdragon said:
Rulez said:
But how in the hell can you have sex with Ra--

You know what? Never goddamn mind.
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His species breeds through an ancient magic ritual in which the female rubs flower pollen in her eyes and the male takes that flower and shoves it up his nose.
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That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
 
THEdragon said:
That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
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'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'
 
Rulez said:
THEdragon said:
That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
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'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'
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This is why the hippie couple are the only characters in Rayman 1 with offspring. Hippies are okay with getting personal with flowers like that. :fou:
 
THEdragon said:
Rulez said:
THEdragon said:
That's probably why the species is dying off. Couples are thinking, 'is it worth it?'

....And I feel sorry for the poor raymanian parents who have to explain to their children where babies come from. XD
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'You see, dearie, mommy rubs a flower in her eyes, then daddy takes it and shoves it up his nose. Any questions?'
'I will never have a girlfriend ffs.'
'THAT'S MY BOY!'
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This is why the hippie couple are the only characters in Rayman 1 with offspring. Hippies are okay with getting personal with flowers like that. :fou:
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Ah those silly hippies, the offspring of nature. Somehow.
 
We should track down that crazy TheRealRayman guy who used to post here and see how Raymansgirl22 reacts.
 
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