FART

[Ambidextroid]

He was going to die anyway, he's like a brazillian years old now

 

[Keane]

> god intends for humanity to die
> humans avoid apocalypse, 100,000 escape on space ship to mars colony
> god transforms mars into poo orb right as ships land

 

[Ambidextroid]

At least there's fertiliser to grow crops on

 

[Ray502]

Well true. Oh well someone else will replace him til the next blast

 

[Pirez]

Already my 12th this very hour

 

[Keane]

> god transforms all space into poo
> earth gravity pulls poo towards it

 

[Ray502]

Stuck on 0 farts

 

[Ambidextroid]

Fartless

 

[Pirez]

Already my 12th this very minute.

 

[Ambidextroid]

My god what a champion

 

[Ray502]

That is an accomplishment

 

[Ambidextroid]

A record, even?

 

[Ray502]

Maybe. I could never do that many

 

[Ambidextroid]

I don't find farting physically comfortable

 

[Keane]

> work at perfume factory
> fart into one of the bottles

 

[Ray502]

Something else should be useful to make a fart

 

[Pirez]

Already my 12th this very second.

Help.

 

[Ambidextroid]

In the UK trump is another word for fart

 

[Ray502]

Nope. Nothing that will help cause a fart in this house

 

[Matyuv]

You ever wonder how many simultaneous farts would it take to accelerate the Earth by 1m/s?