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I'm trying to find one of these:


A Victor III Monograph to be precise. I've scowered the fucking land, and the cheapest I've found one for is $2500. Ridiculous. Someday I can have one of my own, before the antiquity value escalates even higher. :<
 
I just got my hands on some delicious copypasta.

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting first on a post on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers from typing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here
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Woot!


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Okay guys, I'm looking for an old movie I once saw but I can't remember it's name, so I hope you can help me out here.

It's an animated film about a little bear-like animal that lives in a jungle together with two monkey friends, and he is so exotic and rare that a rich woman demands it captured. The bear thing escapes and finds himself in a bananafarm, where he unexpectedly gets himself on a ship and ends up in a city. I think he meets a fox there. This is all I remember, but it should enough information.
 
I thought the title was a bit off. It turns out it's called "Jungle Jack" in the version that I saw. Either way, I must see it again.
 
The original films are known in various locales under different translated names, including Jungledyret, Jungledyret Hugo, Skógardýrið Húgó, Amazon Jack, Jungle Jack, The Great Adventures of Jungle Jack, The Bear and the Vixen, Go Hugo Go, Hugo the Movie Star, Jungo, and recently seen as "Hugo" and "Hugo II". The final film's original title is "Fræk Flabet og fri" which translates to "Frank, cheeky, and free".

Thanks Wiki.
 
I know that character! I still have a VHS movie from him. In PT it was called "Hugo, o Selvagem". Isn't this character from Denmark?
 
Haruka said:
I know that character! I still have a VHS movie from him. In PT it was called "Hugo, o Selvagem". Isn't this character from Denmark?
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According to wiki, it's a danish movie, yep.
 
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